Happy valentine Day Jokes

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Saint Valentine Day is celebrated on 14th February every year it is also popularly known as Valentine Day in many countries of the world. Some people also know Valentine Day by the name Feast of Saint Valentine. Earlier christian martyers who werer named Valentine is the reason the day got its name Valentine Day. Most of you might know about the tradition of Valentine Day. East Asian countries with Chinese and South Koreans spend most of the money in buying gifts, chocolates, flowers, greeting cards on Valentine day.

Happy valentine day jokes

Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an Apple.

                                                                                                 

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand? Valentine Joke

                                                                                                 

Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

                                                                                                 

Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

                                                                                                 

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop in Hatton Garden, London.

                                                                                                 

The jeweller inquired, ‘Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?’

                                                                                                 

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Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, ‘No, instead engrave “To my one and only love”.’
The jeweller smiled and said, ‘Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.’

                                                                                                 

Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, ‘Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.’
Meaning of Dreams

                                                                                                 

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day.

                                                                                                 
What do you think it means?”
“You shall know tonight”, he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”.
Guess Who?

                                                                                                 

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter systematically pasting “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. The guy’s curiosity gets the better of him and he walks up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

                                                                                                 

The man says, “I’m sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” asks the guy.
The man replies, “I’m a divorce lawyer.”

                                                                                                 

Candy

Four-year-old Sam loved candy almost as much as his mom Sally did. He and Daddy had given her a beautiful heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day. A few days later Sam was eyeing it, wishing to have a piece of it. As he reached out to touch one of the big pieces, Sally said to him, “If you touch it, then you have to eat it. Do you understand?”
“Oh, yes,” he said, nodding his head. Suddenly his little hand patted the tops of all the pieces of candy. “Now I can eat them all.”

 

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