Happy valentine day jokes 2015 for friends

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In India earlier there was no craze of Valentine Day but later in the late 20th century and early 21st century by the TV and radio channels. There is tradition of doing worship Kamadeva who is known as the lord of love. People of West bengal do Saraswati Puja. Valentine Day is not treated as a holiday in India despite that people of India celebrate this day with same passion and love.

Happy valentine day jokes 2015 for friends

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.

Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.
Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.
Q. What did one volcano say to the other?
A. I lava you.
Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?
A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?

Silence in the cinema

It was Valentine’s day and John and Danielle’s first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema’s concession stand. John and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued.

Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted’, Okay, who’s got the remote control?’
Valentine’s Day Gift

Jonny asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day.

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‘Yes,’ came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, ‘I’ve bought her a belt and a bag.’

‘That was very kind of you,’ Jonny added, ‘I hope she appreciated the thought.’

Tony smiled as he replied, ‘So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.’
Q. What do you call a very small valentine?
A. A valentiny!

Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A. I’m stuck on you!

Q. What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine’s Day?
A. Give me a hug and a hiss, honey!

Q. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A. I love ewe!

Q. What two words have a thousand letters in them?
A. Post Office!

Q. Why did the boy jump up and down on his valentine card?
A. He heard he had to stamp letters!

 

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