Funny Valentines Day quotes for wife

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Most of you might be searching for Funny Valentine Day Quotes for your wife than you are at correct place. Here we have collected among the best funny valentine day quotes for wife. You can use them to tease your wife on the occasion of valentine day. Valentine day is a day of love and affection and is celebrated across the world in the month of February. It is the last day of Valentine Week. In some countries who follow orthodox church celebrate this day on July 7th. Every country have their own way of celebrating Valentine Day but the aim behind celebrating this day is same i.e to spread love.

Valentine week is near and you can use these funny valentine day quotes for wife to wish your wife or to tease her. If you have any other quote which is funny than you can also shared with us via comments.

Funny Valentines Day quotes  for wife

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

                                                                                                               

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.

                                                                                                              

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

                                                                                                              

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

                                                                                                              

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.

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Love is a game that two can play and both win.

                                                                                                              
Love is a grave mental disease.

                                                                                                              
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

                                                                                                              
Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

                                                                                                              
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

                                                                                                              

I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.

                                                                                                              
I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony is missing a ring.

                                                                                                              
What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

                                                                                                              
If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.

                                                                                                              
If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

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