Funny Valentines Day Quotes For Friends
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!
Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.
It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.
I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.