It is well said that behind every successful person there is a women/wife. Wife plays an important role in our life so don’t forget to wish your wife on this coming valentine day that is going to celebrate on 14th february, 2015. It is a holiday in many countries of the world and a symbol of love and affection. People of different countries celebrate this day in their own way. The tradition of exchanging gifts, flowers, greeting cards are common to all. If you love someone than it is the best opportunity to express yourself by giving greeting card, flower of both.
Here we have collection of Funny Valentine Day Quotes for wife.
Funny Valentines Day quotes 2015 for wife
Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.
To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.
My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…
Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.
Love is friendship set on fire. Jeremy Taylor
Love is a game that two can play and both win. Eva Gabor
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. Jerome K. Jerome
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
‘Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.’ Anon
Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.
No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
The Eskimos have fifty two words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. – By Helen Rowland
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. – By Mickey Rooney
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. – By Thomas Szasz
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. – By Dorothy Parker
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – By Charles M. Schulz