Best Funny Labor Day One Liner Quotes Collection

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Check out the collection of best funny one liner quotes for Labor Day on this page. Use and share them as a joke to all of your friends and mates who work with you. Labor Day is being celebrated in all over world. It is a federal holiday in United States. It lies on first Monday of September month in every year. We wish this labor day will be memorable for you all.

Funny Labor Day One Liner Quotes

Labor Day Funny Quotes

Labor Day Inspirational Quotes

“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” – Doug Larson 

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“Labor Day, when we briefly pause from demonizing unions to enjoy mattress sales in their honor.” – Unknown

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“It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” – Harry S. Truman

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God give me work, till my life shall end / And life, till my work is done.” – Epitaph of Winifred Holtby

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“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” – Doug Larson

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“A bad day at work is better than a good day in hell.” – Scott Johnson

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“The end of labor is to gain leisure.” – Aristotle

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“Take comfort this Labor Day in knowing the pressure to have fun this summer is finally over.Unknown

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Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year.Unknown

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“Heaven is blessed with perfect rest but the blessing of earth is toil.” – Henry van Dyke

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Work is less boring than amusing yourself.” – Roger W. Hancock

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“Remember to let yourself relax this Labor Day before letting yourself go this winter.” – Unknown

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“If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.” – Lane Kirkland

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“Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop.” – Ovid

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“I help by staying out of the way while other people are working.” – Lyle “Danny” Hintz Jr.

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“I wish I remotely made enough money from my labor to afford a Labor Day vacation.” – Unknown

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“When people ask me, ‘Why can’t labor organize the way it did in the thirties?’ the answer is simple: everything we did then is now illegal.” – Thomas Geoghegan

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“Work isn’t to make money; you work to justify life.” – Marc Chagall

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“Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.” – Anatole France, “The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard”

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“Labor Day is a great opportunity to reflect on what you failed to accomplish this summer.” – Unknown

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“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

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“Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.” – Anatole France

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“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi

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“Here’s to hopefully still having jobs when we return from Labor Day weekend.” – Unknown

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“I wonder if the clothes in China say, “Made around the corner.” – Anonymous

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“The Labor Day holiday means I get my unemployment check a day late.” – Unknown

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